I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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