I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize