the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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