theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
this will be a night to untag.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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