I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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