idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
