Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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