we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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