I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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