at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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