So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Randomize
