i think my mom watched the whole time
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.