is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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