If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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