the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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