Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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