he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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