Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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