You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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