we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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