the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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