I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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