Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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