you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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