She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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