you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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