May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize