If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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