bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
