is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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