with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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