yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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