do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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