I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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