Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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