Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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