yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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