Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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