And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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