I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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