and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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