Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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