He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
2020 sucks, I want a refund
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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