Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
too bad you live with your parents still
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
