yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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