It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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