im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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