are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Everything about him screamed your future.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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