hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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