I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
