i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you never un-have a 4some
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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