found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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