I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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