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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa

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  what did you steal

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  frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.

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• (909): View more from California

  do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

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  and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly

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  What is a GED?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes

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  I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?

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  All. The answer is always all

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine

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• (707): View more from California

  Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!

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• (817): View more from Texas

  So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...

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