I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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