Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have feelings that need drinking.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I enjoy the company of your penis
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