I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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